Web designer Vs Client II

Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”

Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”

Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”

Client: “Optimize the fireball.”

Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”

Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”

Me: “We’ll get right on it.”

Web Designer vs Client

Street Fighter Legacy

KS BDAY

Happy Birthday Mr. Han Han

I Hate Myself for Loving You - Super kid on drums

Number 2 on the charts

Years back I uploaded my song on ibands. Yesterday i decided to have a look on the charts and this is what happened.

Best Wedding Toast Ever - Amy's Song

No doubt the best wedding toast ever... almost made me burst to tears out of joy. Almost.. i did not.

Bruce Lee VS Ironman

Nexus One unboxed by NINJAS!

Iron Baby

Kesedihan

The Story of Wafu and Pafu

Amirah Ali ROCKS!

Found out from my brother Mohammad Lemang about this Underground International Malaysian artist, Amirah Ali. Super cool song.. got chills up my spines when listening to this. Read more >>

Cool Mcdonald's Commercial

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Twisted Disney

Creative, Funny, Stupid Ads III

Creative, Funny, Stupid Ads II